Karrie Porter

Ever felt the need to do the old “irish goodbye” and ghost someone you inquired with about their services? If you’re stressed that sending a polite email will be harder than filing your taxes, 😅 you’re not alone—but hey, we’ve got your back (and your funny bone). This tongue-in-cheek guide offers 11 hilariously over-the-top ways to say, “Thanks, but no thanks,” from hiring a singing telegram to skywriting your rejection. Grab a coffee, have a laugh, and discover why a simple message can go a long way. 📩✨

Here’s what sets my work apart—and why my approach consistently delivers more value. Working with me as a seasoned, full-time photographer means more than just showing up with a camera. It means thoughtful planning, expert lighting, natural posing, true-to-life editing, and a client experience built around clarity, confidence, and care from start to finish.